Guantánamo Interrogators Vindicated

The confession of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed completely vindicates the incarceration and interrogation techniques at Guantánamo. Under aggressive interrogation, Khalid confessed to masterminding the 9/11 bombings, the Bali bombings, and actually committing the murder of Daniel Pearl. His interrogation has shown that he helped Timothy McVeigh in Oklahoma City, and that he was on the grassy knoll in Dallas. The Guantánamo investigators have solved the mysteries of the Black Dahlia and of Jack the Ripper, and also identified who helped John Wilkes Booth in the Ford theater. They have proved that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed masterminded the death of the two princes in the butt of malmsey during the reign of Richard III, and that he set up the music stand, provided the music, and set the fires while Nero fiddled.

If allowed to continue unimpeded by the Democrats, the Guantánamo investigators should soon implicate Khalid in the flood that sent Noah, his family, and all his pets into confinement on the family arc for 40 days, and we strongly suspect Khalid will be proved to have provided some really bad fruit to Eve.

And the investigators are just getting started.