Lion Tamer’s Assistant

According to today’s Gulf News:

‘Dubai’s newly formed circus requires an assistant to its experienced tamer of man-eating lions. Applicants need not have previous experience in the field, but …’

This is a real ad, that concludes:

‘To apply, please mail your CV along with a covering letter to: Mr. B Smart, …’

and gives his address.

It does not include the following, which, IMHO, should also be included:

• Life-long employment


• Obese applicants welcome