The Return of the Cyclone (FX: Spooky Music)

On 15 April 2006, The Desert Weasel accurately predicted the demise of The Cyclone.

On 15 April, 2007, The Cyclone closed its doors; however, the staff that had formerly collected the hefty cover charge remained to tell potential patrons that The Cyclone was closed.

Sometime during the week of 15 May 2007, the staff disappeared, and The Cyclone seemed to be as deceased as The Desert Weasel had predicted.

The Cyclone website remained active until July, 2007. Then it too went down.

So I called the old number, which is still in the phone book (and on the brochures that The Cyclone once passed out, and which had been on the website), and was told that The Cyclone will reopen sometime after Ramadan.

For which the purveyors of Cialis and Viagra must be grateful.